WARNING: Satire Ahead
Once again the coronavirus that causes COVID-19 has demonstrated just how intelligent it is. On Sunday, Arizona State University President Michael Crow stated that any students caught hosting or attending social gatherings on or off campus would be subjected to suspension. In his statement, he said that COVID is here and will be here so it’s important that everyone take this seriously.
The Communist leader of ASU stated,
“We need everyone to follow all public health protocols: wear a mask, practice physical distancing, complete your daily health check, stay home when you are sick, wash your hands regularly and avoid touching your face. That is the only way that we will be able to effectively manage COVID-19.”
Of course, Crow didn’t really mean everybody. When the virus whispered in President Crow’s ear that BLM might be upset since they had a “protest” planned, an ASU official “clarified” that there would be no suspensions for students who gathered as part of such an activity.
It is just amazing how intelligent this virus is. Apparently it can detect students who are engaged in “protesting” and will, therefore, pass them by based on their political views.