An ER Story
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WARNING: SATIRE AHEAD
Something different for a Saturday. Sometimes a little levity is needed.
Category Archives: Satire
A Very Intelligent Virus
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Once again the coronavirus that causes COVID-19 has demonstrated just how intelligent it is. On Sunday, Arizona State University President Michael Crow stated that any students caught hosting or attending social gatherings on or off campus would be subjected to suspension. In his statement, he said that COVID is here and will be here so it’s important that everyone take this seriously.
The Communist leader of ASU stated,
“We need everyone to follow all public health protocols: wear a mask, practice physical distancing, complete your daily health check, stay home when you are sick, wash your hands regularly and avoid touching your face. That is the only way that we will be able to effectively manage COVID-19.” ...
GLM…Golfers Lives Matter
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This is from a golfing friend.
Free At Last
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Baltimore is Free at last!
“The further a society drifts from truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.”
Unbelievable good news!
Nashville Dictator Arrests Homeless Man For Not Wearing A Mask Outside
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NASHVILLE, Tenn. (WKRN) — A 61-year-old man was arrested Wednesday night after police said he repeatedly violated a Nashville public health order requiring masks to be worn in public.
According to an arrest warrant, Metro police issued Joseph Bryant a citation just after 6:30 p.m. Wednesday on Broadway for not wearing a mask, violating Metro Code 2.36.190, which states “it is unlawful for any person to violate an order of the board of health or of the chief medical director.”
The warrant states Bryant was spotted again just before 8 p.m. in the same area, committing the same violation, so rather than issue a state citation, an officer arrested him “due to the obvious likelihood the offense would continue.”
Bryant was booked into the Metro jail around 9 p.m. on a charge of county board of health regulation violation. His bond was set at $500.
Ministry of COVID Compliance
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A rare Sunday post. The following is satire from Sundance over at CTH. As with all satire there are grains of truth scattered about. Enjoy!
The Ministry of Covid Compliance is reminding us this week how the virus has a genetic targeting mechanism able to differentiate between essential cans of vegetables, bottles of liquor, lottery tickets and non-essential products like sneakers and paint. Thus the Ministry is able to help us better understand the lock-down policy.
We’ve been piling into crowded supermarkets for seven weeks buying food, and we are allowed to purchase liquor and lottery tickets. Those purchases are deemed safe by the state; however, it is critical for viral control that we not purchase sneakers or other hazardous items which pose a greater threat of proximity transmission. ...
Work From Home
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Now that campaigning has ground to a halt temporarily, Hunter Biden has disappeared from the news cycle. Before the Ukraine scandal, Hunter was best known for getting kicked out of the Navy for drug abuse and being profiled in “The New Yorker” for buying crack from homeless camps.
However, in this time of economic uncertainty, Hunter could be a shining example of how to work from home in your spare time and make a substantial income. After all he snagged an $84K per month no-show job with a Ukrainian gas company. Hunter is probably the one guy who could honestly tell you how he did that. ...
Coronavirus Benefit
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One benefit of the coronavirus is that CNN’s ratings have somehow gone even lower than they previously had. This is a direct result of almost no one flying.
