DISCLAIMER: This is a parody. Any resemblance to the truth is inside your own mind.
Pelosi: But, but, WAIT! Um, OK, you got full time jobs, and you’re now making good money, but hold on…what about Russia??? We’re going to impeach him! He just killed a beloved terrorist….er, I mean a beloved Iranian hero!
You can’t possibly think he’s a good President?
What about transgendered bathrooms???
What about plastic straws???
If you vote for him how will we continue allowing in illegal aliens???
Those are the important issues!
Put your self interests and your family’s futures aside and think for a moment, what will become of all the foreign parasites…. er, I mean all the foreigners who need your jobs and your tax dollars? Think of the children!
The democrats are your friend! Diversity is our strength! The Deep State wants to help you!
Stay with us!!!!!!!!!
Oh my, my teeth are coming loose. I need some adhesive, and bring me a bottle of scotch!!!!
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