Some insights from a US Senator. (hat tip…RM)
JFK On Parking Lots & Crackheads.
RECENT QUOTES FROM SENATOR JOHN KENNEDY, LOUISIANA
First of all, I’m John Kennedy, not that John Kennedy, I am the other John Kennedy, the Senator representing the great state of Louisiana.
Permit me to tell you what I believe.
- I believe America was founded by geniuses but is now run by idiots.
- I believe you can’t fix stupid, but you can vote them out of office.
- When was the last time you heard of anyone trying to sneak into China.
- America is so great that people who hate it, refuse to leave it.
- Let me say something about the Biden administration, so far the Biden administration sucks.
- I don’t like to brag about the expensive places I’ve been to, but this morning I went to the gas station.
- I believe exercise makes you look better naked. But so does alcohol.
- Welfare should be a bridge, not a parking lot.
- Weakness invites the wolves.
- We must arm for peace.
- We don’t have a gun control problem, we have an idiot control problem.
- Free advice friends, if government tells you not to buy a gun, buy two.
- I believe if you hate police officers, the next time you are in trouble, call a crack-head.
- Here’s a free tip, cops will leave you alone if you don’t do stupid things.
- I believe we need an election day, not an election month.
- I believe you should be able to prove who you say you are when you vote.
- I believe 400,000 bodies buried at arlington national cemetery is the reason you should stand for the national anthem.
- I believe the water won’t clear till you get the pigs out of the creek.
- I believe love is the answer, but you should own a gun, just in case.