Warning: Satire Ahead
Baltimore is Free at last!
“The further a society drifts from truth, the more it will hate those who speak it.”
Unbelievable good news!
Baltimore Is Now ‘FREE AT LAST’ as Mayor Removes Confederate Statues!
Praise needs to be given to the Mayor of Baltimore: For years the Black community has been under assault by 4 Confederate Monuments! These monuments were relentless in their destruction of the Black family, as over 70% of Black children were born out of wedlock. So terrified by the presence of these monuments were they, that over 60% of Black men in the city could not work a job and found comfort in fathering numerous children they could not feed, with numerous women. Just knowing that the monuments were there made Black school children have the lowest test scores in the Nation, and many turned to drugs to relieve the sting of the monument’s presence. Worst of all, the mere presence of the monuments caused death: Not being able to deal with the hate and violence that the monuments represented, the Black males in the city took to killing each other by the thousands. Just in the last 2 years they have murdered 500 of their own. Praise be to God and the Wisdom of the Mayor. It is a new dawn for Black Baltimoreans!
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Hat Tip…RM