Category Archives: Satire

Satire

grampslcf August 24, 2023 Comments Off

WARNING: Satire Ahead!

WASHINGTON, D.C. — In a heartwarming ceremony, President Joe Biden awarded the prestigious Medal of Honor to Kaleo Manuel for his work conserving water during the deadly Hawaii wildfires.

“When people begged for water to save their homes, their very lives – Mr. Manuel had the courage to stand firm and say ‘No’,” said President Biden. “That’s the kind of climate change warrior this administration wants to honor.”

More LGBT Celebrations

grampslcf August 10, 2023 Comments Off

Now that Pride Month is in our rear view mirror, we need to always remember the other important celebrations on the LGBT calendar. Failing to acknowledge even one of these celebrations would brand one as a hateful bigot who favors genocide for anyone on the LGBT spectrum.

Reports from Babylon Bee

grampslcf June 22, 2023 Comments Off

Reality is beginning to resemble the efforts of the writers at Babylon Bee.

Insurrection

grampslcf November 3, 2022 Comments Off

Liz Cheney and Adam Kinzinger have a new example of insurrection that threatens the very foundations of American democracy. I am certain they will be calling for a select committee to investigate this assault on our republic.

Stop Biden’s Bailout For Rich Kids

grampslcf September 25, 2022 Comments Off

A political ad that makes its point well.

Beach Boys Parody

grampslcf September 20, 2022 Comments Off

Enjoy some levity.

‘Stealth’ COVID Variant

grampslcf September 14, 2022 Comments Off

Warning: Satire Ahead

The Babylon Bee has issued a new article on the dangers of a new “stealth” variant of COVID.

CDC Warns Of New ‘Stealth’ COVID Variant Where You Test Negative And Get No Symptoms

ATLANTA, GA — CDC Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky held a press conference to warn the public about a deadly new “stealth” COVID-19 variant that causes negative test results and causes no symptoms.

“This deadly variant has bypassed our most sophisticated tests by ingeniously becoming harmless to the human body,” said Director Walensky, “It is estimated that eight billion people have caught this variant. We must prevent it from spreading further by closing schools and locking up kindergarten children.” ...

Biden Threatens Americans with F-15’s

grampslcf September 12, 2022 Comments Off

Satire Warning:

In the past the headline below would have been a clear lead-in to a piece of satire. This kind of headline would be seen in places like Babylon Bee. The only problem with this one is that it is the truth.

After Using FBI To Suppress Son’s Crimes And Raid Political Rival’s Home, Biden Warns Democracy In Danger

What follows is satire. Of course, all good satire contains truth sprinkled in.

You Will Comply

grampslcf September 1, 2022 2 Comments

(Denver ABC7) – […] when thousands of Xcel customers in Colorado tried adjusting their thermostats Tuesday, they learned they had no control over the temperatures in their own homes.

[…] “I mean, it was 90 out, and it was right during the peak period,” Talarico said. “It was hot.” That’s when he saw a message on the thermostat stating the temperature was locked due to an “energy emergency.”

[…] Xcel confirmed to Contact Denver7 that 22,000 customers who had signed up for the Colorado AC Rewards program were locked out of their smart thermostats for hours on Tuesday. (read more) ...

Christopher Wray Pivots

grampslcf August 11, 2022 Comments Off

WARNING: Satire ahead!

As the leftist media has done so many times recently, they tried to change the definition of a word to suit their agenda. The word is “raid.” The leftist commentators thought the word was “too harsh” to be used in reference to the raid on PDJT’s home in Florida.

However, in a rare display of backbone, the Merriam-Webster people were unwilling to do so. The definition still includes “a sudden invasion by officers of the law.” Now one might quibble with the idea that FBI are actual officers of the law. However, at this moment they are still technically such. So, a raid is what it was.

With criticism mounting, The Babylon Bee published an article on Christopher Wray’s response.