Warning…Satire Ahead!
This is from a golfing friend.
Given the current climate:
Looking for new membersI am a member of golf’s lower 99%.
I am an indifferent golfer, and there’s no way I could ever make it to the professional level. I will never put in the practice time to be the best.
I will never have the shots, skills, or mental toughness to “make it” in the sport. I just never felt like working all that hard at it.
However, I am a part of the golfing community and, as such, feel I should be paid by the top 1% of golfers for what I do. It isn’t fair that those players who have worked harder, have studied the game, have better equipment and are more skilled and dedicated should make all that BIG money.
Where’s my share? I’m a Victim! The top 1% should pay for my club memberships, green fees, lessons and buy me new clubs, balls, clothes and shoes, and pay me some of their winnings. They can afford it. They are “The Rich.” The whole system should be changed to accommodate people like me.
I think we should get together and occupy a golf course and demand that those who are better at what they do, pay for us who generally stink.
I think we should get some paint and cover the parking lots with “BAD GOLFERS MATTER”.
Whining should get us something – maybe garnish some public sympathy. Maybe we can even get donations from corporate America!
True Americans understand humor. The left only understands violence and hatred.
Do not cave to them.
You are not alone.
You can make a profound difference.
Godspeed!