WARNING: SATIRE AHEAD
“WEST PALM BEACH- -High level Chinese asset and sex trafficker Hunter Biden breathed a sigh of relief as an FBI raid team passed by his West Palm Beach vacation home to raid Donald Trump’s residence in Mar-a-Lago.
“Whew! Thought they had me for a minute there,” Biden sighed, according to sources before going back to smoking crack with a hooker on a pile of cash freshly delivered by Chinese agents. “Glad to know the FBI is still working for my Dad!”
The FBI arrived at Mar-a-Lago shortly after, but things got awkward after the FBI raid team ran into the FBI evidence planting team due to a scheduling mistake.”
Understandably, real Americans are livid over the FBI raiding Mar-a-Lago. But our anger is a waste of energy unless we can get Democrats on board. Andrew Cuomo, the disgraced ex-governor of New York, seems willing to board.
This morning he tweeted, “DOJ must immediately explain the reason for its raid & it must be more than a search for inconsequential archives or it will be viewed as a political tactic and undermine any future credible investigation & legitimacy of January 6 investigations.”
This is a half-hearted approach but it is something no other Democrat is willing to say.
For those whose memories may be overloaded, AOC called for the defunding of the NYPD.
Details >> https://t.co/YclipWoMLi
— Ben Max (@TweetBenMax) June 30, 2020
How has that worked out?
In the 14th Congressional District, which has about 650,000 people, total major crimes went up from 6,280 in 2019 to 9,862 in 2022. Total crimes in general went up from 11,709 in 2019 to 17,684 in 2022. Hate crimes increased by 81.25% in the past two years. These statistics only cover 2022 so far, which means that the percentage increase by the end of the year is likely to be far greater.
Source: CompSat
Defunding the police is called a hare-brained idea by some. In AOC’s case I would call it half-brained.
Republican Rep. Scott Perry of Pennsylvania says that the FBI has confiscated his cellphone.
Perry, in an exclusive statement, told Fox News on Tuesday that while traveling with his family earlier in the day, he was approached by three FBI agents who handed him a warrant and requested that he turn over his cellphone. Perry is a staunch supporter of PDJT.
The confiscation of the congressman’s personal phone comes one day after FBI agents searched former President Donald Trump’s Mar-a-Lago estate in Palm Beach, Florida.
America is gone. The FBI is the KGB and the East German Stasi rolled into one. The FBI does not even try to pretend that they are engaging in lawful activities.