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Gov. Kay Ivey signed a ban on transgender college athletes participating in sports that correlate with their affirmed gender.  “Look, if you are a biological male, you are not going to be competing in women’s and girls’ sports in Alabama,” Ivey said in a statement Tuesday.

The legislation requires college athletes to play sports that align with their “biological sex.”

“I would like to say that I think this speaks to the fact that Alabama has common sense, that we stand with science, that we want to protect women and make sure they have a safe and level playing field when it comes to competitive athletics at the college level,” DuBose said in a phone interview on Tuesday.

“My goal is to protect women athletes,” DuBose said.

A politician with common sense.  Will wonders never cease?


The Babylon Bee reports:

The Dallas Cowboys have been dethroned by the Los Angeles Dodgers as the gayest team in all of sports.

“We put in the hard, gay work,” said Dodgers manager Dave Roberts. “Let me tell you–no one outside that locker room believed we could be more gay than the Cowboys. No one! But our players, our front office–we kept believing. We kept showing up, day after day, fully committed to gayness. Now here we are, kings of the gay mountain.”

Perhaps the Sisters of Perpetual Indulgence had something to do with this accomplishment.