Babylon Bee reports that Pfizer just finished clinical trials for a monkey pox vaccine. This was fortunate since a “new strain” of the virus was detected piggybacking on gay males and traveling around the world.
The Bee reported:
“Wow, an unusually contagious variant of an old virus with unknown origins? Gee, that’s strange!” said Pfizer CEO Albert Bourla. “Well as luck would have it, our ten-year project to create a monkeypox vaccine coincided perfectly with the first cases showing up, just in time for our Q2 earnings report – er, I mean, just in time to save the world!”
Apparently, the release of this news had been delayed while Dr. Fauci was making adjustments to his patents. Now the world can rest assured that we will be protected from the scourge of monkey pox since Dr. Fauci is on the job.
“As I, the Science, have always said, lockdowns don’t work. What really works is turning a blind eye to where this outbreak nonsense may or may not have leaked from,” said Dr. Fauci to a fawning NBC news anchor trying to get his autograph. “And I’d like to add that there is no evidence the Monkeypox outbreak is connected to the NIH-funded Institute of Monkeypox Studies next door to patient zero.”
And so it begins. On Sunday, US President Joe Biden said that the recent spread of monkeypox is “something that everybody should be concerned about.” “It is a concern in that if it were to spread it would be consequential.”
When will the lockdowns to “flatten the curve” begin? Oh, that’s right. Belgium has introduced a 21-day quarantine for those who contract the virus. How long before governments see the need to lockdown the healthy?
The Democrats in this country need a new pandemic so that they can say it is too dangerous to have voting in person. This would enable more of the election fraud that we saw in 2020.
Eric Michael Smith, 41, of Redding, California, pleaded guilty on Monday to being a serial arsonist in the Shasta-Trinity National Forest, U.S. Attorney Phillip A. Talbert announced. According to court documents, Smith set at least 11 fires on land in the Shasta-Trinity National Forest between June 2019 and July 2020.
This proves that the fires in 2019 and 2020 were manmade. Of course, the eco-terrorists want you to believe the manmade nature of this was global warming.
One item of sanity from our court system. Three judges on the 11th Circuit (that’s Atlanta, Georgia) ruled that a federal law that prohibits illegal aliens from possessing firearms does not violate the Second Amendment to the United States Constitution, which guarantees the right of the people to keep and bear Arms.
This is sanity in small bites. An illegal alien is a criminal by definition. In America, criminals are not allowed to carry firearms (unless, of course, they are members of some leftist political organization).