Reality is beginning to resemble the efforts of the writers at Babylon Bee.
In honor of the hundreds of billions of dollars being funneled to support the LGBTQ cause, the dollar sign has officially been added as the newest member of the acronym.
“Money is a critical, critical part of this community,” said trans activist Chesly Chester. “We hope this change reflects just how much we truly value money.”
One trans activist noted:
“There will always be intolerant bigots who are unwilling to hand over their money to the LGTBQ$ community. Now that we’ve added the dollar sign, to deny us money is to deny our existence. It’s literally genocide. So, yeah – hand over your wallet.”
Another Babylon Bee report noted that it appeared that the Holy Spirit had manifested itself in Philadelphia last week.
Prominent theologians speculated the world may be on the cusp of a new outpouring of the Holy Spirit after President Joe Biden and Senator John Fetterman began speaking in unknown languages and tongues of fire came to rest on them during a joint public appearance.
“This may prove to be a modern-day Pentecost,” said Rev. Brian Ross. “Though we don’t have any reports of anyone in the crowd hearing words spoken in their own language, we are hopeful that the Holy Spirit descended on the event. If it wasn’t the Holy Spirit, then we’re all in serious trouble.”
It was noted that no one could actually understand what was being said. One observer noted that President Biden was definitely speaking in a language not of this world.
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