The Babylon Bee is reporting that a Target store was found in the ruins of Sodom And Gomorrah.
Archeologists have uncovered what they believe are the final remains of Sodom and Gomorrah’s beloved Target store.
“You could still make out the display for tuck-friendly tunics,” said Dr. Sally McNeil. “It’s clear these perverted rapists were massive Target fans.”
Research at the dig site indicates that the heavenly fire that burned up Sodom and Gomorrah may have struck the Target store first. “Everyone says Target smells nice, right up until the point sulfur begins raining from the sky,” said team member Adrian Maldonado.
Well, Target does have a bullseye logo.
The NYPost reports that Target has lost $9 Billion in market value. This the result of angry social media users calling for a boycott of the Minneapolis-based retailer over its rollout of the “PRIDE” collection featuring LGBTQ-friendly clothing for children.
Target has caved to the boycott by moving such merchandise from the front of stores to the back in many locations. It probably won’t save them. Target is probably about to find out that traditional Americans will not shop there particularly since they appeared to have been targeting children with this nonsense. I think that is known as grooming.
I haven’t shopped at Target since they opened their female restrooms and changing rooms to men. Is Target about to be Bud Light-ed?
Universal Studios Hollywood appears to be ready to do a “Hold My Beer” event like Bud Light. On June 8th, they will host an all-ages “Pride Night” featuring drag shows and photo ops with children’s characters.
Businesses should focus on their primary mission which is producing things that the consumer wants.
Agitprop is getting going over the Target situation. “Boycott Target” by Forgiato Blow and Jimmy Levy, featuring Nick Nittoli and Stoney Dudebro, urges listeners to continue to boycott the retail giant, which has already lost billions in ten days amid outrage over Pride-themed clothing items for children.
https://twitter.com/ForgiatoBlow47/status/1661861660351516674