‘Stealth’ COVID Variant
Warning: Satire Ahead
The Babylon Bee has issued a new article on the dangers of a new “stealth” variant of COVID.
CDC Warns Of New ‘Stealth’ COVID Variant Where You Test Negative And Get No Symptoms
ATLANTA, GA — CDC Director Dr. Rochelle Walensky held a press conference to warn the public about a deadly new “stealth” COVID-19 variant that causes negative test results and causes no symptoms.
“This deadly variant has bypassed our most sophisticated tests by ingeniously becoming harmless to the human body,” said Director Walensky, “It is estimated that eight billion people have caught this variant. We must prevent it from spreading further by closing schools and locking up kindergarten children.” ...