Category Archives: Satire

Odds & Ends

grampslcf August 11, 2022 Comments Off

WARNING: SATIRE AHEAD

“WEST PALM BEACH- -High level Chinese asset and sex trafficker Hunter Biden breathed a sigh of relief as an FBI raid team passed by his West Palm Beach vacation home to raid Donald Trump’s residence in Mar-a-Lago.

“Whew! Thought they had me for a minute there,” Biden sighed, according to sources before going back to smoking crack with a hooker on a pile of cash freshly delivered by Chinese agents. “Glad to know the FBI is still working for my Dad!”

The FBI arrived at Mar-a-Lago shortly after, but things got awkward after the FBI raid team ran into the FBI evidence planting team due to a scheduling mistake.”

Redefining Free Speech

grampslcf May 26, 2022 Comments Off

Australia has an eSafety Commissioner named Julie Inman-Grant. Yes, that is a real title. At the World Economic Forum summit in Davos, Switzerland, Inman-Grant outlined a new on-line era where free speech would need to be “recalibrated,” and the ability to be free from something called “on-line violence.”

Odds & Ends

grampslcf May 25, 2022 Comments Off

Babylon Bee reports that Pfizer just finished clinical trials for a monkey pox vaccine. This was fortunate since a “new strain” of the virus was detected piggybacking on gay males and traveling around the world.

Starving Babies Pretend To Be Ukrainian Soldiers

grampslcf May 12, 2022 Comments Off

WARNING: Satire Ahead

This is going to strike a nerve with a lot of people.

(READ HERE)

Some babies said that if they cannot get enough formula in Ukraine, they will get caught sneaking into the country across the Mexican border. The ICE processing centers for illegal border crossers have plenty of baby formula for illegals. And it is free.

The first photo is from this morning at the Ursula Processing Center at the U.S. border. Shelves and pallets packed with baby formula.

The second is from a shelf right here at home. Formula is scarce. ...

Odds and Ends

grampslcf February 23, 2022 Comments Off

It is amazing how quickly Biden’s handlers are destroying America.

Higher net crude oil imports are set to make the United States a net petroleum importer this year again, as in 2021, after a historic shift of being a net petroleum exporter in 2020, the U.S. Energy Information Administration (EIA) said on Friday.

A net petroleum importer is a country that imports more crude oil and refined products than the crude and products it exports.

This is part of the Democratic strategy to make people more dependent on the government. Stop oil production in our country and force people to give up private transportation. The ending of cheap fuel accomplishes this.

Of course, it also makes it more expensive to heat one’s home. And it forces the prices of all goods moved by trucks to be higher. That would include food which prices have been rising at rates not seen since the Carter administration.

And now they will blame Russia and Ukraine. It’s all part of the strategy.

Trudeau Vows To Break Biden’s Record

grampslcf February 7, 2022 Comments Off

Authored (satirically) by Simon Balck via SovereignMan.com

Two days into his courageous, self-imposed quarantine after testing positive for COVID-19, the triple vaccinated Canadian Prime Minister, Justin Trudeau, vowed to remain in hiding for “as long as it takes” to break Joe Biden’s record.

Odds & Ends

grampslcf February 2, 2022 Comments Off

A new Gallup poll shows that President Biden is in first place at last. Biden has suffered from declining popularity with the American public. In fact, his poll ratings have been historical markers for unpopularity.

However, in a recent poll Biden came in first. Biden beat out brussels sprouts for America’s least favorite vegetable. Press secretary Psaki complained that the characterization of Biden as a vegetable was a bit unfair. Psaki pointed out that Biden did move about of his own accord from time to time.

The Russians Are Coming!

grampslcf January 30, 2022 Comments Off

Alert! Canadian Comrades! In order to protect our esteemed leader from the Russian invading forces who have disguised themselves as truckers, our revered leader was moved to a secure location. It is not true that he is holed up in a basement in Delaware.

Cars Run Amok

grampslcf November 29, 2021 Comments Off

Attention please comrade citizens. There is a new epidemic that has been unleashed with the country. All good citizens must take steps to help control this epidemic in the best way possible. The media has reported on a rampage of looting caused by hordes of cars descending on specific business locations.

Musings

sunbeam March 6, 2021 Comments Off

Fear

Censorship continues across the Internet. YouTube has taken down all copies of PDJT’s speech at CPAC on Sunday. They cited “election misinformation” as the reason. YouTube also has suspended the account of Right Side Broadcasting Network for two weeks as apparent punishment for live streaming PDJT’s speech.

A former President’s speech which was viewed more than 30 million times is too dangerous to leave up for other people to see. Why? They know that we know that they stole the election. They hope to crush anyone who dares to think differently from them, who dares to express a view different from the narrative they are selling.

Free speech is dead in this country. The Big Tech companies are controlling what information is allowed to circulate.

The coup plotters are afraid, very afraid.

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